17 Hilarious 70th Birthday Gifts for Men

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  1. Funny 70th Birthday Toilet Paper - A hilarious and unique gag gift for the person with a sense of humor, perfect for adding a touch of fun to the milestone celebration.
  2. High Fiber Cereal - A humorous and practical gift for the health-conscious individual, this fiber-rich cereal is a lighthearted yet thoughtful 70th birthday present.
  3. TimerCap Pill Organizer - A practical and useful gift for anyone who needs to keep track of their medication, complete with a built-in stopwatch cap.
  4. iRobot Roomba E5 Robot Vacuum - A high-tech and convenient gift that takes the hassle out of cleaning, perfect for simplifying household chores.
  5. Deluxe Bingo Set - Ideal for game nights and social gatherings, this deluxe bingo set provides hours of entertainment and is a great 70th birthday gift for men who enjoy games.
  6. 70th Birthday Sash and Tiara Set - This glamorous and fun set is perfect for the birthday person to feel like royalty on their special day.
  7. Waterproof Kindle Paperwhite - A great gift for bookworms, this waterproof Kindle Paperwhite allows for reading in the bath or by the pool without worry.
  8. Titleist Pro V1 Golf Balls - For the golf enthusiast, these high-quality golf balls make a practical and appreciated 70th birthday gift.
  9. Banana Hand Milk - A fun and nourishing hand cream that comes in an adorable banana-shaped container, perfect for a quirky 70th birthday gift.
  10. Bamboo Cheese Board Set - This elegant and practical cheese board set is perfect for entertaining and makes a great funny 70th birthday gift for men who enjoy hosting.
  11. Echo Show 8 - A smart display with Alexa that allows for hands-free control, video calling, and photo display, making it a versatile and practical gift for any occasion.
  12. Memory Mints Candy Tin - A playful and lighthearted gift, these sugar candies are a fun way to poke fun at forgetful moments and bring a smile to someone's face.
  13. Kids' Food Face Dinner Plate - A fun and creative dinner plate that encourages kids to play with their food in a positive way, making mealtime more enjoyable and imaginative.
  14. Engraved Rock Paperweight - A heartfelt and enduring gift, this engraved rock paperweight serves as a meaningful reminder of appreciation and love.
  15. Raining Men Umbrella - A cheeky and humorous gift, this clear bubble dome umbrella is both functional and amusing, making it a great conversation starter.
  16. Vintage Years 1953 Beer Mug - A unique and memorable gift to celebrate a 70th birthday or anniversary, this vintage-style beer mug is a timeless keepsake.
  17. 70th Birthday Angel Figurine - A thoughtful and sentimental gift for a 70th birthday, this angel figurine carries a heartwarming message to brighten someone's special day.